Beware the... uh... what did you say those goblins were called?

I had hoped to start off with something a bit more meaty, but nothing meaty has sprung to mind the last few days.

Mmmm... bacon...

*ahem*

Anyway, inspired by the myriad awesome random tables that can be found on Jeff's Gameblog, and his cool Miscellanium of Cinder, I present:

The Mildly Amusing Random Goblinoid Tribe Name Generator:

Tribe names are usually in the form of "The [Creature/Body Part] [Action]ers", or "the tribe of the [Colour/State][Creature/Body Part]", but other combinations are possible.

A - Colour (d10)

1. Red
   
2. Crimson
3. Green
4. Blue
5. Brown
6. Purple
7. Black
8. Gray
9. White
10. Pick an obcurely-named or embarassing colour. Examples: Chartreuse, Asparagus.
    

B - State (d12)

1. Bloody
2. Bitten
3. Chewed
4. Dead
5. Moldy
6. Screaming
7. Slavering
8. Hunting
9. Broken
10. Splintered
11. Angry
12. Pick your favourite culinary term. I'm partial to "Marinaded", myself.
    

C - Creature (d20)

1. Dragon
2. Wolf
3. Wyvern
4. Spider
5. Crow
6. Squid
7. Demon
8. Dwarf
9. Elf
10. Halfling
    
11. Mimic
12. Bat
13. Ogre
14. Orc
15. Rat
16. Ooze
17. Flumph
    
18. Pick a farm animal
19. pick an entertaining bird name. Examples: Lesser Bitterns, Penduline Tits, Russet Mud Warblers.
    
20. Flick to a random page of your favourite monster book, and use that monster

D - Body Part (d20)

1. Eye
2. Ear
3. Nose
4. Knuckle
5. Fist
6. Hand
7. Knee
8. Spleen
9. Elbow
10. Tooth
11. Toe
12. Foot
13. Buttock
14. Spleen
15. Kidney
16. Liver
17. Gut
18. Finger
19. Lip
20. Pick a specific bone or muscle. The more medical it sounds, the better.
    

E - Action (d20)

1. Slay
2. Bite
3. Kick
4. Chew
5. Rip
6. Kill
7. Bruise
8. Bash
9. Spit
10. Trick
11. Eat
12. Mug
13. Zap
14. Lick
15. Cook
16. Knee
17. Poke
18. Chop
19. Wrestle
20. Grope
    

What can I say? I was bored on the train.