Mmmm... bacon...
*ahem*
Anyway, inspired by the myriad awesome random tables that can be found on Jeff's Gameblog, and his cool Miscellanium of Cinder, I present:
The Mildly Amusing Random Goblinoid Tribe Name Generator:
Tribe names are usually in the form of "The [Creature/Body Part] [Action]ers", or "the tribe of the [Colour/State][Creature/Body Part]", but other combinations are possible.
A - Colour (d10)
- Red
- Crimson
- Green
- Blue
- Brown
- Purple
- Black
- Gray
- White
- Pick an obcurely-named or embarassing colour. Examples: Chartreuse, Asparagus.
- Bloody
- Bitten
- Chewed
- Dead
- Moldy
- Screaming
- Slavering
- Hunting
- Broken
- Splintered
- Angry
- Pick your favourite culinary term. I'm partial to "Marinaded", myself.
- Dragon
- Wolf
- Wyvern
- Spider
- Crow
- Squid
- Demon
- Dwarf
- Elf
- Halfling
- Mimic
- Bat
- Ogre
- Orc
- Rat
- Ooze
- Flumph
- Pick a farm animal
- pick an entertaining bird name. Examples: Lesser Bitterns, Penduline Tits, Russet Mud Warblers.
- Flick to a random page of your favourite monster book, and use that monster
- Eye
- Ear
- Nose
- Knuckle
- Fist
- Hand
- Knee
- Spleen
- Elbow
- Tooth
- Toe
- Foot
- Buttock
- Spleen
- Kidney
- Liver
- Gut
- Finger
- Lip
- Pick a specific bone or muscle. The more medical it sounds, the better.
E - Action (d20)
- Slay
- Bite
- Kick
- Chew
- Rip
- Kill
- Bruise
- Bash
- Spit
- Trick
- Eat
- Mug
- Zap
- Lick
- Cook
- Knee
- Poke
- Chop
- Wrestle
- Grope
What can I say? I was bored on the train.
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