(with apologies to Dr. Seuss)
Today is your day.
You’re off to Great Places!
You’re off and away!
You have spells in your book.
Or a sword in your sheath.
Or a minstrel’s fine lute.
Or the tools of a thief.
You’re off with your party, and you know where there’s treasure.
To buy beer, feasts and wenches, whichever’s your pleasure.
You’ll look up and down tunnels. Look ‘em over with care.
About some you will say, “I’m too smart to go there”
With your old book of spells, and your sword in it’s sheath,
You’ll seek out the tunnels where you won’t come to grief.
And you may not find any
You’ll want to explore
In which case, of course,
Go outside to seek more.