[Tablanomicon of Jahibnfil] Assorted Alchemy

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1	Quiescent Quicksilver: A vile of near-inert quicksilver that absorbs all sounds for 10 minutes on release.
2	Think-Man’s Pumice: Transforms gold into lead. Useful in certain limited situations.
3	Liquid Lunch: A liquefied luncheon, feeds four. Delicious and nutritious.
4	Geas Grease: The first person to slip over in a pool of geas grease owes its creator one major favour.
5	Sovereign Glue: Two things joined by this substance cannot be unjoined except by magical means or universal solvent.
6	Merchant Paste: Rub on silver or copper coins to make them appear gold for three days. Enough for 500 “gold” pieces.
7	Alchemic Armour: Apply to add +3 to the armour value of a particular suit of armour. The effect dissipates after five hours. Unfortunately, so does the armour.
7a	Illusionist's Fire: target appears to catch fire, but suffers no harm.
9	Mouldy Bread: Either cures any disease or gives you terrible food poisioning.
10	Tracer Dust: Once you sprinkle this on someone, a specialised lodestone compass will point to them for five days.
11	Universal Solvent: One dose dissolves any kind of physical bond between two objects or creature.
12	Mass Opiate: Specially treated holy water that causes everyone in a 20-foot radius to forget their struggles.
13	Dragonfire Tar: Clings to target, dealing 1d8 damage per round until they jump into the water.
14	Rock Oil Solution: Add to water to create up to 10 oil flasks.
15	Cleansing Agent: Add to any body of water to cleanse it of all imperfections. Do not pour into ocean unless you like global ecocide.
16	Sleeping Draught: Stopper says “Sleeping Draught, Do Not Disturb”. It doesn’t like being disturbed.
17	Ghoststrike Oil: When applied to weapon, it becomes semi-insubstantial and ignores armour. It also attracts ghosts.
18	Elixir of Life: Heals the drinker completely of all wounds and adds +1d6 years to their lifespan. Positive effect is somewhat offset by cocktail of water-borne parasites and diseases.
19	Philosopher Stone: Contains the voice of one noisy dead philosopher.
20	Metaversal Solvent: As universal solvent, but can dissolve metaphysical and metaphorical bonds. Use with extreme care.